Avery: Mom, I just peed in the bathtub!
Me: Why did you do that?
Avery: Cuz that's my job!
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Rob: I want to hear about your day at school today.
Avery: Uh......I don't want to talk about that right now.
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Eating watermelon
Avery: I can't eat the seeds. They will hurt me.
Me: Well, they won't hurt you. We just try not to eat them.
Avery: Yeah, they can't hurt me...they don't have any hands.
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Rob: Avery, your hair is trashed.
Avery, panicking: No!! My hair isn't trash. Don't throw it away!
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Bedtime. Repeated stalling tactics via requests for things like water, socks, back rubs, then...
Avery: I have to go potty.
Me: SIGH. Hurry up. I think you're playing games.
Avery: well, it doesn't seem to ME like I'm playing games.
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