is as elusive to me as a mythical unicorn. I didn't realize what I was up against here in trying to find the "perfect" diaper bag. I am convinced that it simply doesn't exist. Sure, there are some great diaper bags out there...but the ones I like are way more than I want to spend. Said bag must meet the qualifications listed below:
1. First and foremost, must be cute. And not cute as in
awwww, cute as in
I would carry this bag if I didn't have a baby in tow. And please don't bother telling me it doesn't matter what it looks like. I won't listen.
2. Must be functional and practical.
3. Must be neither too big nor too small.
4. Must not look like a diaper bag, meaning it must have the outward appearance of a "normal" bag, but must contain all the pockets, divisions, and compartments of a diaper bag.
5. Must not cost and arm and a leg (
this is the kicker) i.e. no more than $100.
Now, I have found several bags that fit all the requirements except #5.
Exhibit A:

Kate Spade 'lenox hill - noel sky' baby bag
Hello. #1-check. #2, #3, #4-check. #5-$495??!!? Damn. Moving on...
Exhibit B:

Mia
Bossi - Maria Diaper Bag in Black Bean
Pretty cute, seems to fit all the other requirements...but $390!
Exhibit C:
DwellStudio Chocolate Dots Diaper Bag
Eh, pretty cute but not $160 cute.
See what I'm up against here!? Anyone know where I can find this mythical, magical bag??