Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Eviction


To: Avery Kate

To the above tenant in possession of below described premises:


I am issuing 10 day notice for EVICTION. You will have 10 days in which you can either gather your belongings and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until the final day. After which, you will be physically removed from the property.

You are being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made!

Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper AND lower levels of the home. On top of which, the landlord has received numerous complaints about nightly disturbances.

After 10 days from this day that you don't comply with the notice will result in immediate and forceful removal at my discretion.

Thank you for your cooperation

Love,
Mommy

4 comments:

Unknown said...

Haha. I'm sure this won't be the first time that you have to issue a threat in her direction to gain compliance.

Mrs. Cup said...

Seriously! It's time for her to show her face in these parts!

Shannon said...

Hahaha that's hilarious!! Maybe we can bribe her out!

lehadams said...

I have one you can practice with until Avery gets here! :)